Reporting a strange night in Wellington last night. People have been reporting some very strange things going on, no one really knows what's been happening but animals have been involved in all of it. Someone even said they thought there was a mad scientist running around giving human traits to animals!
People have mysteriously started saying "Hey! Diddle diddle!" If you hear someone say that ask them why they said it. HQ is desperate for answers here!
There were sightings of a cat playing a fiddle, it was a tortoise shell colour with white paws and the fiddle was of average size. The cat was said to be playing a very nice concerto by Mozart.
The moon was as large as an elephant last night and there was a cow...A COW!? That randomly started jumping rather high, It was said to jump over the moon! Highly unlikely but who knows? Lots went on last night.
There were reports of a normal brown dog laughing to see such fun. A laughing dog? What? Apparently it was laughing so hard that it woke up the cutlery and bowls.
So from that dog laughing we got reports of a dish and spoon on the run-eloping so to say but the spoon was engaged to the knife in the drawer so the knife got very angry at the spoon but is now worried about her, but she fell in love with the dish long before she was engaged to the knife, so they thought this unusual night was the best time to run away. But you all knew that dishes and cutlery could talk didn't you? It was just a matter of time really.
So if you hear someone say hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the moon, the little dog laughed to see such fun and the dish ran away with the spoon, you know where it came from. This very unusual night in Wellington has formed a very well known nursery rhyme but very few know where it came from and you are now one of them.